WARNING: Sin Has Officially Been Declared a Pandemic!

Written by Edward Keith Hassell
Thursday, March 20, 2020

Heaven has officially declared the sin virus to be a pandemic! The sin virus is 100% fatal. There are no cases of survival. It is too late to avoid it. Every human being has already been infected and tested positive. Earth is officially quarantined. All travel to heaven has been banned to those with the sin virus. Governments have secured no vaccine and the medical community has provided no cure. Religious sanitizers have no power over the sin virus. No amount of toilet paper can clean up the mess. Fear and Death are the certain winners. There is, however, good news! The God of heaven has chosen to graciously intervene in this pandemic. He has dispatched His only Son, Jesus Christ, to combat the sin virus. Jesus took upon Himself the sin virus and went to the Cross to obtain a cure. Amazingly His shed blood has proven to be the only cure for the sin virus. It has a 100% success rate. As heaven's Great Physician, Jesus stands ready to administer the cure to all who will believe, call upon Him, and receive. Those who have come to Him have been completely cured and are in the process of full recovery. The cured are eager to share the good news with others infected with the sin virus. Sadly, some remain in denial of their condition while others doubt the cure. Some carriers with lesser symptoms still trust in religious sanitizers as they distance themselves from carriers with greater symptoms. Heaven has declared that time is running out. Carriers of the sin virus are urged to receive the cure now before it is too late. Heaven stands ready to receive all who have been cured.

John 3:16 (NKJV) "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life."

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